You ever want to make the Game Hunter, Roland Tembo, from The Lost World [ Jurassic Park II ] Proud?
Damn right you do. I don’t think I need to write any further…. I will, because the [ROBOT] has decided to take a holiday to visit
██████ [not a human death camp seminar] and apparently accidentally ordered a few WAY too many socks (that is another story)
But who cares about that!
“But, Capitalism!” I hear you say, through the microphone as you sit at your desk avoiding work for a few sweet moments between calls, awaiting the dark everlasting embrace of your own Cretaceous-Paleogene extinction event, “I like other colors besides Black heads and Gold Teeth!” you continue, hoping in your heart that your statement didn’t come off as racist [it did].
I feel ya, Maybe Gold Teeth ain’ yo thang.
How about Solid gold (paint…not real gold paint… #BallerOnBudget)
Oh man, oh man…. All I need is
to find a stud, or get myself an anchor screw– and mount a few of these these bad boys (or bad girls #DinosaurFeminism) to the wall, secure in the knowledge that because dinosaurs have been dead for some time, these things are cruelty-free. as well as mitigating the risk of one falling on, and killing, you.
Adorn your halls in Different Hand Painted Colors (Including Pink!)
OrYou have a T-Rex!? We have a T-Rex